legal. ayeee. usofa.
People are scary.
My goal in life is to be continued.
I have a cat named Alfred and 3 birdbrains for children.
Many who follow entertainment in Hollywood will have a tough time wrapping their head around you–
Deal with it. [ x]
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker.
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying
And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u
Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better
too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds