- People on the Internet: I love that band.
- Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
- People at school: I love that band.
- Me: no you don't.
on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
(Source: atheistmingle)
it could be worse your mom could always be
MRS. BENSON
WHEN I HEAR A NEW SONG BEFORE IT’S POPULAR…
And then EVERYONE is singing it, and it’s on the radio 24/7
(Source: whenmomentsblog)



